unspoken code of vulgar[ism]

Its not what you think ha ha..... Spoke to an old friend the other day, and suddenly reminded of lots of funny moments (^^,) names have been changed. My remains as proof of innocence ; ) it begins here> *some cafe somewhere. Him:Whoa, check out the girl over there man! Tom:tea please, but can i have brown sugar Him:seriously.... Look at those breasts... What cup you reckon? Tom: (ignoring "him") thanks (speaking to waiter) Him:man, the way she wears such a tight top.... Pure eye candy man! I bet she about a D cup or something.... What do you think? Tom:flying cup him:what?! *sound of cup hitting "him" on the forehead apparently thrown by accident by a child a few seats away LMAO* i was thinking of drowning the idiotic perv..... But the cup headshot by a 5 year old ....was strangely satisfying..... ^^